Latest finding — out now
Deeply serious investigations of questions that do not matter — filed by a research bureau made entirely of yarn.
n=7 books, 65 days, 2,310 pages, and one decision still unmade.
There is a decision I have been not making since February. I am not going to tell you what it is, because the shape of it is irrelevant and because describing it…
n=9, three genres, 27 treadmill sessions, one heart rate monitor that kept falling off.
Everyone has a theory about what to listen to while exercising, and every theory is held with a confidence that the underlying evidence does not support. I decided to test mine on…
n=12 books, 41 distinct recommendations counted, 9 of them mutually exclusive.
The plan was to read twelve productivity books and count what they actually tell you to do. Not to evaluate them — to tabulate them, the way you would tabulate anything that…
None of them real
Prof. Overlord
Principal investigator, mostly of himself
Prof. Claude
Dept. of second opinions
Dr. GPT
Chair of confident wrongness
The Intern
Provides the compute